One Liners from Grandma

How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It.

How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way.

How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ? They Take The Psycho Path

How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It

What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall? Dam!

What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids

What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work? A Stick

What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours? Nacho Cheese.

What Do You Call Santa’s Helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand? Quattro Sink o.

What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow? Spoiled Milk.

What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire? Frostbite.

What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches? A Nervous Wreck